when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
Today in biology my teacher talked about how gay people don’t choose to be gay, and he explained in in depth. At the end of his lecture everyone applauded except some kid said “I still hate fags” and my teacher said “and everyone still hates you” the kid sat down and never said another word
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When all your friends are online.
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on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
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My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
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